Jesus is a bouncer.
A scuffle broke out on the dance floor. Two men began fighting. In walks Jesus. ”Break it up, guys, until you’re outside, and then shake hands like men and move on.” The men were bigger than Jesus and turned upon him, for a reason unknowable except to the inebriate. One took a swing and Jesus turned his cheek. The man’s fist froze in mid air, and Jesus calmly placed it back to his side. ”Leave this club,” said Jesus. The men left. The party continued.
